Canadian Snorkler

A sexual move: the woman lies on her back while the man stands over her head, facing her feet. He drops his ball sack onto her eyes, covering both eyes, then he sticks his dick in her mouth like a snorkle. It's "Canadian" because they do everything wrong in Canada.

I was going to fuck her, eh, but I gave her the Canadian Snorkler instead.

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Canadian History

Also known as "two girls, one Stanley Cup", it is a sex in which two female parties defecate into said hockey trophy and while using moose antlers as a sex toy lubed up by maple syrup and farting the song "Oh Canada" then feast upon the contents of the cup all while having a picture of Canadian born actor, Michael J Fox's picture mounted on a operating vibrator in the background to set the mood.

I showed my grandmother a video of Canadian History and she puked.

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Canadian Touchdown

When a male participates in sexual intercourse while donning his Canadian Tuxedo, his dudemeat threads through his underwear and denim pants. During intercourse, the male simultaneously defecates in his denim pants. Following climax onto the female's torso, the male removes a handful of the defecated matter and spikes it onto the ejaculation site, like a football.

Canadian Touchdown Bitch!

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canadian jackhammer

A Canadian Jackhammer is when you are 69ing a girl while you (the male) are standing. When you are about to ejaculate, you drop her on her head.

We got pretty freaky last night. She ended up with a concussion after we tried that Canadian Jackhammer.

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canadian history

-the act of getting tea bagged
-the act of getting tea bagged by a moose with maple syurp on his nuts.

first guy: That was a crazy night. What happened?
secound guy: Dude you got canadian history (ed)!
first guy: Damn, thats why i taste salty pancakes.

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canadian flag

it is the only flag other than the lebanese flag that uses an actual picture instead of just symbols like the stars and stripes of the USA. in case your interested the lebanese flag has a tree

canadian: my canadian flag is unique it is one of two in the whole world that has a picture
lebanese: well mine is unique it has a picture too.
canadian: fantastic

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Canadian Physics

n. The term given when an object behaves in a manner totally different than one would expect from standard physics. Usually used in sports contexts.

I was ready to crush his return, but the ball took the weirdest bounce off the wall. It was like he used Canadian physics.

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