A short douchebag who thinks he’s cool.
Girl 1: that short guy who used to work at Braums is annoying
Girl 2: sounds like Carter
An asshole, a very annoying person. He is unbearable to be around due to his massive ego. Likes to talk about himself and interrupt other people’s conversations to talk about how superior he is to others. A big cry-baby and drama queen who makes drama out of every situation. Overall, a massive piece of shit you wouldn’t care about if the disappeared or died.
Person 1: Yeah, so I have to go to the doctor’s after school, so I can’t hang out.
Person 2: Aww, that sucks.
Person 1: So maybe lat.....
Carter: Did I tell you that I won $500 in the lotto yesterday! And, I got a part in a movie!
Person 1: Congrats, nobody gives a flying fuck, you self-absorbed piece of shit.
To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.
Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.
Carter is an amazing person overall. I know a Carter and he is very funny. If you are ever feeling down, go to Carter.
“Carter helped me through some very hard times.”
Carter is extremely annoying at times but it's sometimes fun to play and mess around with them occasionally, but they still leave your door open and lights on, and they throw random thinks at you because they 'feel like it'.