church head

A conservative christian who visits church regularly (as a pothead is to smoke pot regularly)

damn church heads

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Church Ryan

A youth pastor for a Church that shows up at highschools and middleschools and stalks the students.

"Shit, its Church Ryan! Dylan, get lost or he's gonna try to talk to us too!"

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on my way to church

1. To be on the path to righteousness, usually you are comming from an unrighteous path.

2. When a gangsta who aint made amends for all the shit that he has done, but intends to before he dies.....

3. Title of Jim Jones' Album released in 2004. Supossedly he claims that when he was a child, one day he ran away from home on a sunday, and since then never went to church.

"Im still on my way to church man" - Jim Jones

"Its that ditty bop on my way to church music" - Cam'Ron

"Man did you stop sellin and killin niggas?"
"Nah man, im still on my way to church"

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The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

Small church boi

This is someone who is annoying but is still your friend somehow and is very involved with church. Even considering this he still is very misbehave and needs to stop

Me: you are so mean to me
Will: no I'm not

Me: STOP SMALL CHURCH BOI

the holy church of feitan

the place you go where you want to worship our lord and savior feitan porter

person 1: hey where r u going?
person 2: to the holy church of feitan! do you want to come with me?
person 1: sure! :)

chinese church key

A bottle opener of a balisong (butterfly knife) configuration.

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!