A family separated in different parts of the world that are nosy ass bitches that want to know everything about your life.
The pares family is as metio as it gets!
A person or couple previously interesting and good conversationalists who now that they have children talk about nothing other than everything their children do no matter how mundane and are utterly oblivious to the fact that they now bore the shit out of everyone.
Mary (Mother) "You should see Caitlin and Ashley play with their new little brother it's so sweet"
John (Father) "When he sneezed yesterday, Ashley actually got a tissue and wiped his nose"
Mary "Caitlin has started playing on the piano as well, we'll have to think about lessons soon"
Alex (Friend) Will you two change the fucking subject, you're way too family smug.
Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up
My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.
The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.
"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"
"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."
"Ah that sucks."
The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family men ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything
The Buxton Family are very rich
A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.
My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.
N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.
"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"