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somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was lookin kinda dumb with a finger and a thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead well the years start comin and they dont stop comin fed to the rules and i hit the ground running didnt make sense not to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets dumber so much to do so much to see so whats wrong with taking the back streets youll never know if you dont know hey now your an all star get your game on go play hey now your a rock star get your show on get paid and all that glitters is gold only shooting stars break the mold
-Shrek
Hi Shrek hows it goi-
WHAT ARE YA DOIN IN MY SWAMP!?
To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business
During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.
We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife
Amazingly good and excellent and very helpful and so very generous the best of the best very good
'I love shrek'
the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!
Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.
Shrek is the most powerful being in the world. He is the god of donkeys, onions, swamps, ogres, onions, onions, and even more onions. Shrek is the best anime character, if you say otherwise, he will get very mad.