second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.

"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."

To nice to slice

This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.

After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.

Slice on the Side

A lover other than one's partner.

You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?

We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor

Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.