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A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
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A bisexual woman which joins in with heterosexual couples and does not like the taste of man juice...
Oh man did you see that unicorn spit when i blew that load deep down her esophagus...
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A Unicorn Family is a family that is, simply put, too good to be true. All of the family members love and support one another. Internal strife is rare to non-existent. To the outside world they are a perfect family.
In talking to my best friend I told her that I wished I had a unicorn family, like she has.
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A gesture made to silence a group of people who did not respond to the quiet coyote gesture. The silent unicorn is made by grouping together all fingers to make the nose and mouth of the unicorn and then raising the middle finger for the horn, keeping the top of your hand facing up.
The group did not get quiet after I made it clear I was using the quiet coyote, so I had to pull out the silent unicorn.
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44% Rainbow 66% Poop Emoji (That Isnt Brown Like This 💩) 100% MAGICAL
OMG! Their Is Unicorn Poop!
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When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I at the parade today?
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Unicorns that are defined as Gangster. Normally seen with lots of swagga. Amazing rappers. Yet their still rainbow.
-Ohhh snap, did you see those unicorns? He had alot of swagga!
-Ya, that was a gang of Gangsta Unicorns.
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