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A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite
Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.
A Bailey is a boy, who is caring, brave, courageous, and selfless. A Bailey normally is tall, handsome, has blonde or brown hair, blue or green eyes, and has an amazing smile. A Bailey isn't bound to one group of people he is friends with anyone and everyone. He isn't afraid to stand up for people. His love life is usually complicated most of the time he is friend zoned by girls, but he always has his heart set on one girl, the girl is usually his best friend and he is always afraid to tell her, how he feels. However, when he does he will either have his heart broken or have found the love of his life. A Bailey is an incredible friend and an even better lover, he loves to listen, and care for the people he loves the most, so much so he will always be willing to sacrifice everything for those he loves. If you ever find a Bailey hold on tight, and never be afraid to express your feelings to him, because he will always be afraid to express his to you.
Person 1: I miss bailey
Person 2: why?
Person1: I miss his smile and hugs, he always makes you forget all the bad!
Person 2: He does have that effect on people
Bailey is normally a boyfriend stealer, but she is also a very pretty girl. Usually a brown/blond haired female that is very clumsy, she has good qualities and is a girls girl. Bailey can also be very stuck-up and selfish if she doesn’t get her way but can’t help it. She is very funny but has a weird sense of humour. She likes dating older people (maybe around a year or 2) and goes for people who are around the same height as her.
“Bailey is so pretty but so stuck up!”
“Did you hear about what Bailey did again?”
Kindest hottest boy ever and loves me <3
Bailey is so hot <3
Bailey is the cutest
Bailey is the love of my life
Sweetest kindest boy you will ever meet. Has amazing personality and is super cute and saucy. Gets good deodorant and doesn’t. Smell like a bin bag. He is super good looking and is a great/brilliant texter. I LOVE HIM <33
Bailey is super hot <3
Bailey is my bae
Bailey is my gorgeous boy
Bailey never cheats
Bailey is amazing
Bailey is my boyfriend 4life
<3
The most amazing beat friend ever and she is the best
Hey have you seen Bailey
Stranger: oh that amazing person ya she went that way
Innocent by standard to the death of his friend. Trophy kidnapped husband to Rachel. Josh's Brother who is the second in command of his own cult.
Bailey:"WTF just happened xD"
Rachel:*smeargle voice*"Dont worry my precious, off you go to your chambers now"
Josh:"Hey urbandictionary user just letting you know were still recruiting for my cult --- i mean rachel's cult sorry im second in command of the cult known as 'Josh's Cult' "