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when you give a girl an enima and she holds it in with her thumb, stands over you and lets it out all over you.
sarah loves to get an oil change from guys she just meets, and let it out on there face.
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More of the same, but with a cooler slogan.
We need change™ in washington, and we're going to bring about that change with the same people who are war-loving criminals, just like those from the previous administration.
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Describing something that is not worth much, if anything
Guy1: Dude those shoes costs ten bucks.
Guy2: Pshh, so what that's dick change.
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The perfect man who is extremely kind, gentle and loving to everyone. Patient with others, good with all children, teenagers and adults. There is a serenity, or calmness about him, no moodiness though he's got some sass in him....or tempers flaring. He cares deeply and shows this by the strong embrace or hug when greeting or even just saying goodbye to someone. He is not judgemental or patronizing, but genuine in relationships with everyone. This is a rare person, there are not many out there, but there are a few who are pure in heart and honestly close to perfection..even if he only likes pink circus animals to snack on😜
Why can't even just be as perfect as Myles Mules Chang???
A diaper changing table is a special table that allows easy diaper changing of babies. A table of counter top height, baby changing tables are equipped with shelving to hold supplies such as diapers, rubber pants, pins, ointment, training pants, baby wash cloths, change pads, etc. Baby diaper changing tables are most often equipped with vinyl changing pads on top of them, and a safety strap to secure active babies in place while changing diapers.
The daycare where I worked had 2 diaper changing tables in the nursery room.
I laid the baby down on top of the diaper changing table before bedtime, to change his diapers.
I noticed that the top shelf of the baby diaper changing table had two neatly folded stacks of cloth diapers on it, along with several pairs of rubber pants and some diaper pins.
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A stereotype of the way that asian or oriental people speak, especially chinese. More than likely is offensive to practically all Asian people.
I can't stand that ching chang chong talk. What the hell is he freaking saying?
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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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