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A sarcastic responce to a lame joke that does not actually make you rofl
Kelly's jokes suck, and whenever she texts me one I just respond by saying rofl cone, so that she feels funny.
Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
a genre of music characterized by slow, heavy drums, distorted guitars, lots of bass, and usually baritone saxophone.
“what do you think of this song?”
“it’s so cool! i love traffic cone rock!”
When you eat wings or other greasy fried food after drinking heavily and vomit so it forms a pile in the shape of a cone.
Dude, I totally chicken coned in my sleep last night.
To "get my cone on" refers to having sex with a bald man aka Conehead
Are you looking forward to tonight's date with Mike?
Hell yeah, going to get my cone on with that hot bald man
When you have sex with another person and that person shits on your dick in a swirling motion to create what looks like a soft-serve ice cream cone.
Person 1 - "Bro, this chick just gave me the dirtiest Ice Cream Cone last night!"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's crazy."
The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦
Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"