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The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.
I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.
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When a male (or someone with a penis) trims their pubic hair in a way that makes the hair look like elephant ears and the penis look like the trunk.
That dude in the porno was rocking the pubic elephant ears.
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To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.
"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"
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when a guy jerks off into a tube sock and sticks it onto the chicks nose
Justin jerked off into his tube sock and elephant trunked his girlfriend.
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ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts
I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel
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A "pink elephant in the room" is a phrase used to say that there is something very obvious, one cant miss it, yet no one wants to be the person to point it out or talk about it. Its assumed that everyone has noticed it. It may be that pointing it out is politically not correct, impolite, or offensive.
This phrase was first introduced by Sam Senev who brought an actual pink elephant to a speech as a social experiment. After the speech the audience was polled about their opinion. He often uses the same pink elephant in meetings and speeches.
Her body odor was the pink elephant in the room.
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Drunken male party trick, in which the player imitates an elephant by pulling out his two trouser pockets - the ears - and exposes his penis - the trunk.
In between the vodkas and the vomiting, Charlie was sure the waitress would enjoy seeing his white-eared elephant.
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