anime hair

The geometry that occurs after one sleeps for 6 hours with hair that has either not been washed or had gel in it before going to sleep. Specifically, the polygons which form due to chronic stresses on the hair from a particular sleeping position.

Woah, you've got some crazy anime hair going on.

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scene hair

Has got to be dyed black, long side fringe (bangs) covering one eye. short and spikey at the back for a guy or girl. Or shoulder length for girls is goog too. Now it's all about wearing a bow in your hair or a cute kiddies hair band.

"My new scene hair is great, i can only see through one eye and i bought this cute bow hair band from Claire's accesories"

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Swooshy Hair

The most amazing type of hair for a guy. It is known for its sideways "swoosh". Looks best in blonde, but other colors have been spotted.

Girl: Why do you like dave? He is a slob.
Other Girl: two words. Swooshy Hair.
Both: Orgasmic Sigh

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douchebag hair

Hair that is overly styled or processed. This includes:
- Spiked up, gelled hair, hardened into what looks like porcupine quills
- Greasy shellacked locks (bonus points if this ends curl)
- A man with longish hair wearing a woman's hairband
- Ridiculous chunky blond highlights
- Emo fringe
- Faux hawks
Etc.

Pauly D on Jersey Shore's hair = quintessential douchebag hair

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Pink Hair

Basically blonde for alt girls. It's like saying I'm girly but I am rebellious.

For every ten preppy girls with blonde hair, there is an emo girl with pink hair.

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shag hair

hair usually on, once again, male skaters and is shorter than your shoulders but longer than your ears. extremely popular right now and considered very hot on guys. sometimes straightened with a hair straightener or in other occasions shag hair is never brushed.

A: i wanna skater boyfriend.
B: why?
A: becuase most of them have shag hair.
B: whats shag hair?
A: hot sex in a can on top of a hot guys head.

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Nice Hair

Description of a woman who is not really attractive enough to have sex with but is eligible to give you a blow job due the fact that she has an attractive hair cut that would look great down by your waist and give you something to play with.

Kyle:"Dude none of these women are attractive."
Brandon:"Yeah but a couple of them have Nice Hair, you could at least get a blow job."
Kyle:"Hmmm good point..."

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