Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.

Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco

That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

Spicing the Ham

Spamming

Misa: Oh whats up?
Arasia: MISA!
Kistune: Here she goes Spicing the Ham again -.-

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.