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Girl:did you see Brandon's big dick?
Girl: it was a white hammer!
Girl: Bryson's was so small it was like a fly
Girl: I know right!
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An individual that likes to suck a lot of cock. A.K.A. HAMMER
"Yo Benz, u know this bitch?"
"Yeah, she's a hammer-mouth"
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A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)
"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."
"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"
"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."
"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."
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A showboating flamboyant rapper from the early nineties. In 1990, off the back of a few lame songs, MC Hammer bought a $12million house and a fleet of luxury cars. Six years later, it all got reposessed when he declared himself bankrupt.
Can be used to describe anyone who optimisticly flashes the cash only to lose it all due to their over-optimism.
As soon as he got a promotion he bought a Ferrari, big house and some artwork expecting to get promoted again and pay it all off before he was 25. But he instead got fired for crashing the car into his Boss' 1980 Rolls-Royce Phantom VI state luaderlet convertible limosuine while showing off.
Now all his shit got repo'd, his phine bitch left him, and he lives with his parents.
Now
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When your standing up and banging a chick while holding her calves to either side of your waist with the back of her shoulders on the ground. You must yell, "Shalom Biatch" at every 5th thrust during the encounter.
I deployed The Hebrew Hammer on that chick last night.
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A hammer that is extremely large and heavy.
b.) Influence with large hammer
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What someone says when the time is that of hammering.
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