hood meals

shitty and gross food that kinda looks appetizing but was served in a dish cleaned in sink water

“hey dude, you want to eat there?”
“it looks good but gives me hood meals vibes and i don’t want to get food poisoning”

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Hood Doctor

A person who may or may not have a professional medical license that works in lower income neighborhoods. Usually working out of their own home, a Hood Doctor takes in injured people who either can’t afford expensive hospital bills or need to be treated but cannot risk getting attention from the law. These Hood Doctors can perform a variety of things, surgeries, prescriptions, and even embalming; it is always good to get to know you’re Hood Doctor.

Person 1: Marcus got pulled up on last night.
Person 2: Damn, did you take him to the hospital?
Person 1: I mean the mans got like 2 warrants, so we had to take him to the Hood Doctor.

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hood trash

Someone who has made enough money to get out of the hood, but instead continues to do hood shit.

Pusha T is hood trash.

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G-hood

A group of housing projects in bc. Known for gangs, drugs, and violence.
Toughest hood in Canada.
Murder rates 4 every week.
Watch yourself when around folks from the g-hood.

"Check yo self im from Compton!"
"Homie step back im from g-hood."
compton kid turns and runs.

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Hood Luck

1. not getting shot in the hood.
2. not getting arrested in the hood
3. scoring some good weed in the hood
4. finding money when youre broke

Man, it's that hood luck that saved my ass.

I just got that hood luck.

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hooded rat

the clitoris, as it refers to the clitoral hood (fleshy covering)

I love a fuckin' hooded rat; that's a fact - Juvenile

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Hood Rat

Israelis who have greasy hair, dress slutty, smell bad, act like they are a somebody on maplestory, get in other peoples business, and can't talk for shit. AIDS are a part of life. Sign of hood rats are, needles on the ground for shooting up there herion. drip marks on the ground from there greasy hair, trash left wherever they have been, loud retarded laughs, yappity voices that annoy you. For example: " YOUISRAEL?"

This is a gms maplestory term use against israelis who play the game and don't understand the english language. In addition, act cocky and think the world revolves around them.

Player A: UISRAEL! YOU WANT!? -shows GFA-
AlonGoneWild: IM A HOOD RAT
PLAYER A: OMG IM A HOOD RAT TOO
AlonGoneWild: YEAH IM A HOOD RAT AND IM PROUD TO BE LOWER THAN A PEASANT!

BF Killer: WTF why are you ksing my BF?
AlonGoneWild: IM A HOOD RAT THATS WHY!
Wackest: Real talk bro. You're proud to be a hood rat?
Csenger: Why did i invite a hood rat to this guild?

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