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When someone called Shabnam posts something attractive or pleasing that goes viral in a few days.
Shabnam: has a nude photoshoot for Teen Vogue.
Everyone: MOMMY SHABNAM! I WANNA MARRY YOUUUUUU!
Similar to a pillow princess. It makes her lover/baby happy to please his/her mommy with out need for reciprocity. Often with lots of instruction and rewards like with a dom/sub relationship.
I love to make my mattress mommy happy.
Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”
When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*
damm you kinky ? probably has a mommy kink ngl
someone damm that girl looks fine af
someone2 on god woof woof mommy drools
That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.
Guy1: I thruww u p
Guy2: where the shit at
Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3