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where you go to the grocery store to buy some new friends because you hate all of yours
Its Friday night and no ones returned my phone calls, I think I'm going to be pulling a Modest Mouse.
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Looks like an innocent little white mouse, but it arrives in a shiny white rocket, enters the pussy's mouth, and then sucks out it's blood. When full, it quickly escapes, often through the cities sewer system.
"I was just getting ready to play with my wife's pussy cat when I saw a vampire pussy-mouse slide out of her mouth and leap into the toilet, quickly escaping with a mighty, swirling flush", communicated Dick Wayne to Mike Ranium as Dick slumped over in depression.
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When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit
mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?
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Anything big and fat as hell like Issac Brock; lead singer of the now popular band called Modest Mouse.
Man, I ate a whole pizza and when I was done I looked like Modest Mouse!
When that pizza started to digest I knew I was gonna have to grunt out a Modest Mouse turd!
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when a large chested woman is wears a black shirt and places her breasts on your head.
paris hilton couldn't give mickey mouse ears pam anderson sure could
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Is a person who is being a major crybaby. Which includes cry and/or whining
"Come on Jake stop being such a crybaby titty mouse you just stubbed your toe."
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A Quackity stream that goes down hill so fast. Can also be referred to as a Scooby Doo stream.
Person 1: “Did you see Quackity’s stream last night?”
Person 2: “Oh my god! Yes it was such a Mickey Mouse Stream”
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