WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz
BY THE non-binary pOtAtO
for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly
A hand grenade...
What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?
I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!
When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch
Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨
A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.
I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.
When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period
"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"
(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.
I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.
They eat people that don't like potatos
My friend was eaten by a vampire potato