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A clause in a contract that is only true if you believe it.
eg. a "Santa Clause Clause" would be a clause stating that you may never sue the other party to the contract no matter what he does.
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Preferably on xmas eve, whilst having sexual intercourse doggy style with your girl friend, just as your about to climax you sneakily slip it into her ass. When she turns round in shock and horror you pull out and ejaculate all over her face shouting 'Ho,ho, ho' leaving her rosy cheeked with a white beard just like Santa Claus.
Jim: "I pulled Jess at the office xmas party last night; when we got back to my apartment I gave her a Back door Santa as an early xmas present"
Peter: "Sweet"
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Another name for city of Santa Rosa in Sonoma County, California which was underground renamed after Residents song "Santa Dog" as well as to celebrate the creation of Charles "Sparky" Schultz - the one and only SNOOPY!
Jimmy Ray crossed the Golden Gate bridge and headed north on Highway 101 thinking about Santa Dog Rosa as well as all the years he'd been making that magical drive to the coast along River Road.
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Santa Clara County is located at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay Area and includes all of the City of San Jose, which is the 10th largest city in the United States. As of 2010, the County had a population of 1,781,642. Santa Clara County is also known as the Silicon Valley. Santa Clara is the most populous county in the Bay Area region, and one of the most affluent counties in the United States. It is also known to have one of the best-run local governments.
1. Santa Clara County is awesome because it is the home of everything tech, including Google, Apple, Stanford University, and the Silicon Valley.
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A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.
Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"
You: "That's what SANTA said!"
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OMFG I KNT BELEIVE
IM DA 1ST PERSON TO DEFINE THIS
"THE FUCKN KOOLEST BAND EVERRRRR!!!"
guy 1: Hey u listen to cartel de santa?
guy 2: Hell yea theyre badass!
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A phrase used by incredibly deranged and retarded people to demonstrate their utter stupidity.
Phil offered the answer of "secret santa" to the English teacher even though it was completely wrong.
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