Donkey Smack

When a man is having "sexual" intercourse in the anal regions and wants SUPERIOR power and ecstasy when he is about to ejaculate he slaps the woman across her face.

Man1: yo man2 i donkey smacked heather last night it was awesome.
Man2: dude, your one sick fuck aint cha?
Man1: Bitch dont make me donkey slap you!
man2: ok i take it back *under his breath* sick fuck

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Google Smack

The opposite of the popular googlewhack,the aim is to enter in two words and recieve the highest search results on a google search engine!

oh my god Barbara i just google smacked 'right' and 'wrong' and got 168,000,000 search results!I'm DEADLY!!!

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dooker smack

some one who smacks ass

ur a fuckin dooker smack

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crappity smack

1. Pooping on your hand and slapping someone in the face.

2. Boning a person in the butthole, and then smacking them in the face with your boner.

"I totally crappity smacked the Christ out of Lindsay Lohan!"

"Some bear just came out of nowhere, raped Gabe, and then, to top it all off, he crappity smacked him. To death."

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smacked ass

Cade Oswalt, Ames Iowa

Cade is a walking example of a smacked ass.

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smack tard

A Person who is such a retard they need to be smacked.

You don't know anything you Smacktard

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Jack Smack

Not having or doing anything

"Do you have money? I don't have jack smack"
"What did you do last weekend? I didn't do jack smack!"

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