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A short, meaningless story with no point that usually bores people to their death bed
This one time in math class i dropped my bracelet into my back pack, and i got it out.
My brother made me cook dinner, but i didnt want to, but he was like "OMG MAKE DINNER" and i was like "NO I DONT WANT TO!"
In science today, i had to get up FOUR TIMES to get kleneex!
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A person who from time to time tells exaggerated and false information, or lies constantly for attention and gratification.
Person A: Dude, did you know you can mine bitcoin, like literally mine it from the ground.
Person B: Fucking story teller.
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Similar in definition to a 'nowhere story'. A story which has its listeners eagerly awaiting its point.. which never comes. Famously known as 'a Chloe story' by many in the midlands area of England.
Girl 1:"I came downstairs and my mum was sitting in a chair drinking a cup of tea. She said 'What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at school? So I said 'It's half term, mother!'"
Girl 2: *looks at friend* "Chloe story!"
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Being so popular you are on the cover of a magazine
Fallout boy was nobody, but by fall they were a cover story
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Lesson to be learned from a story. Something dumb ass inexperienced players don't get.
Winner: I knew what you were from day 1 but you insisted you wanted to play the game with an older, experienced woman so, I let you play. It was fun cause I knew you had no idea what you were in for and up against. The moral of the story, the long ass story was that I am experienced not stupid and you find yourself facing the fact that YOU fell hard not me. YOU wanted marriage and forever, not me. Oh honey, what would make you think that an independent, intelligent, accomplished, beautiful, sexy woman like myself would want to marry a loser with no money and no brains like you? You really think I miss you? What was there to miss, did you ever ask yourself? Compare yourself to me and you can't, I'm way up there and you're way down there. You like to play, did you enjoy it even though you had no chance and you lost like I knew you would. I played you like a fiddle and you fell for it every time hook, line and sinker...tears too lol or hahahahahahahaha! You still like the game? Do you understand the fucking moral of the story you little egyptian piss ass bitch?
Loser crying cause until someone explained the fucking moral of the story to him he would have never gotten it.
Winner: I'm done now with your pathetic little ass, I've got better things to do with my time and better men to fuck.
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When you have to wrap toilet paper around your finger to deeply clean your butthole after a particularly nasty shit.
Pretty much every meal from Taco Bell will require a "ghost story" later.
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A story lacking any interesting point or meaning. Usually told by a blonde, bible-hugging girl with no personality, it refers to one who has just wasted up to 20 minutes of your time resulting in a severe urge to permanately shut up the storyteller
Friend 1: So my dog ran away. Then he came back.
Friend 2: That was such an amanda story.
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