Camel Toe

When a woman shaves off her pussy hair cause it's summer time and wants to fit into her bikini but unfortunately she's a big girl with a gynormous pussy and because she shaved the jungle down there, her pussy lips protrude thru the tightly fitted bikini bottom, exposing what looks like...a camel toe.

Goddamn Bret, look at that camel toe at 4 o'clock. That thing could pick up a bowling ball up off the floor!

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Muffin' Toe

When an overweight female wears her pants too tight it creates a muffin top and a camel toe that blend together. Not a good look.

Her pants are so tight you can see her muffin' toe.

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toe crack

When a girl wears a pair of close toed high high heels, or flats and you can see the lines between her toes.

I was going to buy those really cute Coach shoes, but you could see my toe crack.

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Toe-Jack

When a girl jacks a guy of with her feet and toes only.

Dude I totally got toe-jacked last night.

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monkey toe

a nipple that is so big that it could open a banana

Look at her shes got massive monkey toes she could open bananas with those.

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toe inferno

when you stubb your toe so hard you can literally feel it jettison into another dimension with the pain that is a swirling inferno of the little digit

Jim: *stubbs toe*
Jim's toe: DUDE WTF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN RN I AM LITERALLY IN ANOTHER DIMENSION HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOE INFERNO

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Toe-booger

(tōˈboŏgər); noun. The greyish-black substance that amasses between the appendages of a human foot; an accumulation of sweat residue, debris, and/or sock lint that releases an unpleasant odor.

His feet smell terrible! He must have a lot of toe-boogers.

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