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Two born to the same father but of different mothers within three months of one another.
My wife just gave birth to little Thor and my viking wench gave me Dagna, my little viking twins.
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Having the same kind of nips as your homie.
When you look at your homies nips and you say “bro we’re nip twins cause we share the same nip.”
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They're your scrotum. They're your testes. They're your baaaaaaaallllllllsss.
Teabag that fella with your wrinkle twins
My sweaty wrinke twins could do with a wash.
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Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.
I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.
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Dramatic overrated ‘rich’ boys with no talent.
The dolan twins are soo dramatic omg
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A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.
James and I are work twins. We both started working at Initech on the same day seven years ago.
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When you take a dump and have just finished wiping, and you feel another log coming.
Sorry I’m late, I was in the bathroom and realized I was having twins.
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