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Arkansas River Valley

The Arkansas River is some of the baddest whitewater kayaking in North America and also has some of the most family-friendly whitewater rafting anywhere. "The Ark" begins near Leadville, Colorado and flows south through the Upper Arkansas River Valley. The area near Buena Vista is an outdoors aficionado's paradise with numerous fourteener peaks in the Collegiate Peaks, road cycling, mountain biking, trail running, climbing, bouldering, hiking, and much more. In winter, Alpine, Nordic, and backcountry skiing & snowboarding and snowshoeing are available. The floor of the Valley from Buena Vista to Salida has a pretty mild climate year-round and for this reason is sometimes called the Banana Belt. You can go skiing or snowshoeing on the west side of the Valley or rock climb, mountain bike, hike, etc. on the east side on many winter days Buena Vista has one of the world's great outdoor shops, The Trailhead. They are really willing to help you out with whatever you need, including information about places to go.

Kim - "We're going on a rafting vacation this summer on the Arkansas River in Colorado I hear the entire Arkansas River Valley is a playground."

Martha - "WOW! That's great! There is so much to do there too! Make sure you visit The Trailhead in Buena Vista, they'll set you up - check them out online before you go."

by da Chetster March 14, 2009

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Valley of the Dirt People

Land of the 909 and 951. Commonly referred to as where the white trash and scum of Orange County and LA County wind up.

She's so ugly, she must be from the Valley of the Dirt People

by votdp@yahoo.com September 6, 2004

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santa clarita valley

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

by thankkgodigotout July 11, 2009

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hardin valley academy

the worst school in east tennessee. all the girls there are hoes and the people there are gross. 90 percent of the people there do nicotine and drink beer

you go to hardin valley academy? you must be gay

by bigDtyson November 17, 2021


Valley City, ND

This small town (even by ND standards) is very interesting. The local high school and community has an infatuation with athletics despite most being re-classified as Class B. The liberal arts programs, however, still excel in the Class A division. Moreover, the "city of bridges" is not always friendly toward people who cannot trace their family lineage 4 generations to the area or surrounding community.

valley city kid: i'm from Valley City, ND, where is your family farm?

normal: i don't have one.

valley city: i may be too busy to hang out with you (AKA: don't call me ever)

by Tom Miller22 December 19, 2009

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susquehanna valley highschool

A school in upstate New York, that's full of sluts and preppy bitches, and the guys are either hicks or swag fag assholes. There's only a select few girls and guys that are decent. And half the teachers are dicks.

Susquehanna Valley Highschool is a horrible school to go to.

by Anonymous1315913 November 1, 2013

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twin valley south

a school filled with a bunch of thots and bitches that show there camel toe 24/7 . filled with a bunch of hicks that date there cousins . population : probably 1,000 because it's a small ass town and girls who take it up the ass for fun . everything happens at smith park....

Me: I want to just have a one night stand but I don't know where to find a girl that shows off like that.

Friend : Just go to Twin Valley South and you'll find all kinds there.

by Rachael Dale January 27, 2017

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