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Josue The Wrong Witch

When people say that someone has been hexed by the baddest version of Josue the Witch.

You done messed with the wrong witch.
You done messed with Josue The Wrong witch.

by Funsizepapi August 23, 2023


witch’s finger

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.

Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!

by DACTF July 16, 2018


Skin Witch

A holistic esthetician that uses the power of plant medicine, science and alchemy to heal skin from within and manifest radiant, healthy skin.

That is esthetician is a skin witch!
My skin is glowing, I went to a skin witch 🧙🏻 ♀️

by December 10, 2020


Gender witch

Using his ability, he is able to kiss a girl and make them turn either emo or transsexual

Brandit - hey there goes that gender witch!

Lumberjack Lewis - quick hide your daughters! He might turn them eith emo or trans!
Nav - classic gender witch!

by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022


witch grasp

When your mother grabs you by your shoulder. Typically feels scary or uncomfortable. Feels like there are bones latched onto your shoulder. Sometimes, you roll your shoulders to ignore the feeling.

“My mom scared me so bad when she witch-grasped me!” Witch Grasp- Being held by your shoulder by your mom.

by Ohaflufball February 26, 2023


Black witch with wicks

Retired Air Force woman from Homestead FL. Social Worker for DCF state of Florida, abuser, scammer, con artist, unhealthy, lazy, judgemental, mentally unstable eater of pork, single, immoral, complacent, aggravating, know it all, kneedy, evil, aggressive, molester, child abuser, violent, irritating, annoying, liar, nosey, and hostile. Unclean liver of life and corruption of good honorable moralistic behavior. Lies to the courts in order to obtain her benefits as from the Military but is no longer even involved. Terrible child care giver and care giver in general.

Black witch with wicks Jackie is crazy, she has always been a black witch pretending to be a nice Christian. She is nothing but a black salem witch SELL OUT. Her poor family thought so highly of her to just be a mean black witch using social securities to live a life of just for her.

by Nowherenearyouinthislifeoneart February 10, 2023


Pee witch(aka elly)

Pee witch (also known as Elly) has been reported of performing pee sorcery towards objects like mushrooms and apples.The Pee Witch's tribe leader is Eleanor McLaughlin.

Child:MOM HELP I'VE BEEN CAPTURED BY THE PEE WITCH(aka Elly)
Mother: DON'T WORRY!USE YOUR JIAFEI PRODUCTS TO BREAK FREE

by HappyFannyFlap May 18, 2022