yeeticus maximus dabber the third

the master of whips dabs yeets and everything in between.

yeeticus maximus dabber the third is the greatest living thing to ever come into existence

Eric Elijah Perkins the third

See quelice

“Isn’t he an Eric Elijah Perkins the third?”
“Nah I think he’s more of a quelice”

TPC - Third Party Cuddling

When someone wears your clothes to sleep

- She was TPCing my sweatshirt last night
- Whats that?
- TPC - Third Party Cuddling lol

Third deck flight crew

A common term used for talking about suicide in the Marine Corps. Referring to jumping off a high place to achieve the sweet release of death

“Did you hear about PVT Jones last night? He went third deck flight crew! They found his body in the morning.”

Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

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third rail

1. Expression: a distinctive way of communicating your dissatisfaction with the situation. Draw out "third", emphasis on "rail"

That dumb fuckin bitch at Food Lion took twenty minutes to run a price check on my shrimp flavored Ramen. Thiiiiiiirrrrrd RAIL!!!!!!!!!!

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Open your third eye

A shorter way of saying 'The answer is write in front of you. Don't be a fucking moron.'

Bimbo: What is the answer to question 3.
Guy: It's on the first page of the textbook. Open your third eye, you e-class hoe.

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