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Everything is a Mist…
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-Ron-
verb (rons, ronning, ron'd)
to senselessly knock one player off course with no regard for your own well being, traditionally occurring in a game of golf with your friends, yes your friends in particular
"It's ball to ball contact." -Ron 2k18
Aw man I just got ron'd. You're in need of a good ronning.
Someone who is a salakau leader and very chad like figure
Wow he is so handsome and strong he must be a Ron
To beat the Federal Reserve Chairman over the head with a baseball bat
Bernanke was in the middle of his testimony to the House of Representatives when he suddenly got ron paul'd
A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."
"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.
Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.