Red Card

A girl gives a guy a red card when she has sex with him and doesn't tell him she's on her period.

My girlfriend gave me a red card last night. I had no idea she was on her period til i pulled out and freaked out.

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Baseball Cards

DIRTY PICTURES sent through texting, email or wallet sized

When you send someone a picture is it like sending them a baseball card; like this is what I look like when I'm playing and these are my stats.

There are different level or baseball cards ranging from little league to major league:

Little league; face, full clothed, and mirror snap shots of the day to day.

High school cards; about to go out with friends and looking really good. Maybe showing a little something but nothing that mom couldn't see.

Rookie cards; the rare gems when you are not showing to much but its still a knock out.

Major league; RAW and ridiculous Nuff said. Everyone has them and everyone can make them.

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Memory card

In terms of memory cards, there are many different types but they all do the same thing; store information. They just save your stuff. Whatever "your stuff" may be, pictures, music, documents, etc. It's just a small piece of plastic, with a tiny little computer part inside that knows how to keep your stuff when you tell it. Then, you can take that little card with you and use it on other computers and see the stuff that you saved.
Granted, if you've saved certain types of documents, like word processing or spreadsheets or any other type of document that was created with a specific type of software, before you can view it on another computer, you have to be sure that that software is installed on the next computer you use or else you wont' be able to open the document saved on your memory card.
If it's just pictures or certain types of music, then you should be fine. So just to sum it all up, a memory card just keeps your files safe for you and makes it possible for you to take those files with you where ever you go. Neat huh?!

Courtesy : Yahoo Answers

This can be an icredibly overwhelming topic to learn b/c of the many different types of memory cards available. Stick with it though and only read about the cards you want to learn about.

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Playing Cards

Making out in a tent.

My friends caught me playing cards.

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card slave

some stupid yet miserable guy who was seduced by bank promotions and finally got sunk into huge credit card debts, usually a post-80s urban salaryman or salarywoman deluded by middle-class dreams.

"...our thrival depends on our capablity and efficiency in developing a card holder into a card slave, or more formally, our life long loyal client..."

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Face-Card

1. A playing card in a deck that features a King, Queen, or Jack,

OR

2. A card showing the reputation or line of credit you’ve built in the community due to good business and mutual respect. This can be bought at face-card.co

I can’t forget to bring my Face-Card to the business event tonight, people need to know who I am.
Which Face Card do you want? J, Q, or K?

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Porno Card

This card has a very graphic picture that you can get with a variety of different snapshots from porns. This is a great present to give to your significant other when you know you cant pleasure them enough.

Here honey, I got you this porno card because I know I don't please you enough.

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