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When a girl is so hot that if she were taking a poop in your bedroom bathroom and yelled out that there was no toilet paper, would you say, "that's OK baby, come back to bed anyway"
Off the toilet Hot.
OTT for short
Whoa, did you see Sofia Vergara on the Emmys last night. I'd take her 'off the toilet"
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The act of pooping on a toilet and then spacing out for about 10 minutes thinking about anything.
Dude, Jeff has been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes what is he doing? Either he's whacking it or he has toilet amnesia.
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Some one who falls asleep on the toilet and soon falls off to their own demise.
We heard snoring but played it off but about 10 minutes later we heard a sudden thump and realised Brians mom had pulled a toilet thumper.
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The toiled it clogged oops auto correct I meant toilets clog the toilet lol uwu
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A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.
"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"
"Probably was Seductive Toilet."
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The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.
Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.
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A hilarious game we played in McDonalds in Leicester Square London but can be played wherever there is a CCTV camera in the toilet sink area which can be viewed by the customers of the shop. One person goes into the toilet finds the camera and starts acting out charades while people queuing for the toilet give him/her funny looks. The other people stand outside the toilet and watch the person acting out on the TV screen. They have to guess what he is acting out like a normal game of charades with the added bonus of laughing their heads of at the people watching the actor.
Person queuing for toilet 1:WTF is that weirdo guy doing????Why does he think the security people would want to see him do that???Is he pretending he is riding on a broom???
Person queueing for toilet 2:I think he is playing toilet charades.Now he is pretending he has a wand!!!WOW he is a loser could he not think of a better charade???!!
People outside toilet:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!!HARRY POTTER!!!
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