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Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period
I gave my girl a baked tomato last night
A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.
Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"
A tomato named bob that’s put in chili
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
The only people worth talking to
Hym “Yes, more yes-men and tomato-cans. That’ll be fun to watch. Hey what happened to the beetejuice rule? Where if I say something insulting 3 times you have to confront me? Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. Mikhaila Peterson is a slut. There you go. And day now. Try and hurry up yeah, we’ll test your theory that I can’t do this in person.”
A red jumbly liquid/food that contains goodness and despair and that is usually used for eating or throwing.
"I'm hungry. I think I'll have a Tomato Snack."
"FOOD FIGHT!" *Throws a tomato snack*
Son of a farmer that's not allowed in the barn anymore.
After little Billy was caught fucking the pigs ant the chickens, we banished him from the farm. Next thing we know we got a little tomato fucker on our hands.