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When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.
Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
Ice Cream made from the FRUIT Tomatoes.
Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.
A large cherry tomato shaped big toe
Your toe is like a cherry tomato toe.
A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation
Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.
I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.