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It's like whiskey dick — except it's when you say stupid shit because you're wasted.
"Oh great, now my wife knows I was at a strip club because of this fucking idiot's rum tongue."
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when a guys laying down and a girl positions her junk on top of your face and you lick the hell out of it. When your tongue gets dry you apply hot sauce on it then you continue licking till your tongue is on fire.
dustin " i have a tongue of fire"
kk "hell ya you do :D"
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when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"
so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....
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When ones tongue is kept in the shape of a taco shell, filled with the desired ingredients and then inserted into a persons vagina or rectum.
"What do you want on your tongue taco babygirl?"
"Chopped onions, minced garlic and some avocado. No meat though; I'm vegetarian"
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One of the most important things to master in life. Your jaw line, forward maxilla, and breathing air ways depend on it.
You must mew in order to increase tongue posture and promote foward development of your jaw.
Many people consider tongue posture a laughing matter, IT IS NOT. They are ignorant non mewers.
Dan, your jawline is recessed, you should really fix your tongue posture.
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When a male or female uses their tongue to lick a person of the opposite genders' face in order to gain their attention.
Girl: 'I had to use tongue slapping last night because the guy next to me was drunk and singing"
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To tongue the onion is to lick ones sphincter.
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Dude, was awesome. I got her to tongue the onion!
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