Too fucking hot

When someone is so hot you can't even find better words.

My husband is too fucking hot, I can't!

Moving too hotty

The act of traveling at a high rate of speed to the point where it may endanger yourself or others. Synonyms: hauling ass, mobbing, flying, hauling, mobbing ass, mobbing tits, mobbing titties, speeding, zooming, ripping.

"I was moving too hotty down that ski hill!"

too hype in the benz

Nomenclature for successful, victorious or anything related with looking good

Person 1: Damn Tobi Lou looking real clean.
Person 2: Yeah bet, he's too hype in the benz.
Or
Person 1: I just graduated.
Person 2: Oooooooo ok sir, congrats for the dub, we see you being hype in that benz.

Made In China Too

Where almost everything comes from.

(Even that special thing you're for sure wasn't).

Boy: "Mummy, where do babies come from?"

Mother: "They come from very special places called factories."

Boy: "But whhhyyy?"

Mother: "Because corporations and politicians are what we call whores, sweetie."

Boy: "But how do I know I'm Made In China Too?"

Mother: "Show me the bottom of your right foot....... Seeee?"

too damn bad

(adjective) fucking bad; too bad; very very bad.

This fuckin' concert was too damn bad!

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All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

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too much alcohol

There is no such thing as too much alcohol!

Brian said he had too much alcohol last night, pussy! There is no such thing!

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