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When a woman becomes airborne during sex.
I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.
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When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.
When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.
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Basicaly to masurbate
some other slang termss may include "Buffing the bannana" "bopping the bolony" "Chocking the chicken" "Cuffing the carrot" "Jerking off" "spanking the monkey" and "whipping the willy"
Guy1- "So were you tossing your junk all night last night after seeing that girl"
Guy2 "Hell yeah you bet I did mate she was so damn hot why did you?"
Guy1 "Ew no way dude that would be so gross that bitch was just bare ugly"
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A female that is so hot you wish you could be lucky enough to be with her.
I was on a few flights from Bangkok to Calgary and there was one flight attendant who was a coin toss hotty.
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getting your balls tongue juggled after stepping out of the hot tub! KD&JC
your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.
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1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
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As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
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