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A person who thinks that making fun of someone when their dad dies is the funniest shit ever.
A video about why Sean "Jack" McLoughlin's dad deserved to die currently has quite possibly the lowest like-to-dislike ratio in the history of Youtube, with barely 200 likes and more than 11,000 dislikes; in other words, a ratio of roughly 0.01%.
To any of those Jacksepticeye Trolls: I hope your dad dies tomorrow and no one comes to their funeral.
Sincerely
The Internet
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A counter-troll is someone versed in the art of disarming an online troll, usually by out-witting, out-exasperating, or purposefully failing to be antagonized by the troll's actions.
These actions are different from feeding the troll as the latter involves giving the troll ammunition and sating its hunger for chaos and bedlam, whereas counter-trolling involves responding to the troll in a manner that leaves him/her with nowhere to go in terms of antagonistic actions, and will likely deter him/her from further trolling.
Note: Counter-Trolling must be done very carefully, as a desperate troll won't understand what's going on and resort to general pandemonium, resulting in combustion, turning the troll into a flamer.
TROLL: Counter-trolls are gay.
COUNTER-TROLL: ...and?
TROLL: That means you like it up the ass.
COUNTER-TROLL: ...and?
TROLL: That means you have a boyfriend you faggot.
COUNTER-TROLL: ...and?
TROLL: ...
TROLL: Fuck you.
*TROLL has signed off*
COUNTER-TROLL: Awesome, now I can wrap up my activity here in peace and quiet, go home, and sleep with my wife.
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A horrible movie summed up by three words "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
quote from trolls 2
"they're eat her, and then there going to eat me, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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Truly one of the best (if not the best) rock bands from Russia. Mostly known around the world for their hits "Utekai", "Nevesta", "Delphini" and their recent hit "RuDa". They also took part in the Eurovision Contest with their single "Lady Alpine Blue" which came 12th place (if im not mistaken)
The name of the band if translated directly would literally be "The Troll of The Mummies" although it is more reminiscent of the Tove Jansson characters, the Moomintrolls.
translated lyrics from song Utekai:
Flow away now,
There's a maniac by the gate waiting for us
He wants to put us on his hook
All the beautiful women have already lost their charms
The cars are in a park
and the gangsters are asleep
And now its just the two of us here left alone in fear
A couple of simplistic and young teenagers...
by mumiy troll
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Troll dad (heretofore referred to as trolldad) is an internet meme that became popular some time around 2009. The typical trolldad joke involves a statement made by either a bystander (typically trolldad's son) or the trolldad that leads to a lame pun or joke that leads to the bystander going into rage mode and trolldad dancing.
Son: Dad, I'm hungry!
Troll Dad: Nice to meet you, hungry!
Son: Dad, I'm serious!
Troll Dad: But I thought you were hungry!
Son: Are you serious?
Troll Dad: No, son... I'm Dad.
Son: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Troll dad dance*
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Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.
In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.
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A troll that spends it's time trollbaiting other trolls. Wasting the time of those most intent of wasting the time of others
For instance a Cannibal Troll could post something like this
("Hi. Does anyone know if it's possible to use a background that would essentially turn my computer monitor into a mirror? Scanning a mirror doesn't work") He would do this purposely to attract trolls and feed of there negative comments. For every troll that pays attention to a Cannibal Troll another innocent bystander go's unmolested.
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