Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
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were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.
jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina
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A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)
A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.
So how'd it go with that chick?
It didn't work out. She has a square vagina.
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The ass of a girl used for sexual purposes.
Rebekah's such a slut she wanted it in the other vagina yesterday!
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adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.
Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.
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a person of croatian descent, used in a derogatory manner
Hey Stjepan, go back to Zagreb you lizard vagina!
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Something to stick your penis in.
Where are you going? Put your penis back in my vagina!
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