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To guilt trip someone into becoming a vegan.
Dude you just got vegan-tripped!
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a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows
dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows
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New, improved veganism, that is more about saying yes to things instead of being all negative and saying no. Some of these things can be, for example, meat.
Jill: You're not a vegan.
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!
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Someone who wants to confuse the absolute bollox out of you when it comes to a dietary conversation.
Can't be clear on if they are a meat eater or they are a vegan.
Waiter "Do you have any dietary requirements?"
Person - "Oh, I'm a meat loving vegan".
Waiter - "So, that's a no then?
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A nice way to say your a virgin.
A way that vegan chicks say they are virgins.
Friend: I bet he has a big piece of meat for you
You: no I'm a vegan from the deacon
the goodest girl in the history of existence itself
1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?
World Vegan Day is a national event celebrated on November 1st every year where vegans everywhere come together and celebrate their year long fast of meat by eating an entire human baby.
Vegan 1: Dude, last World Vegan Day was great! I can't eat another bite
Vegan 2: Yeah, there is no meat more tender
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