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When your two hairy balls are in need of O² so you need to get them out of your pants
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You need to flex your huge balls
Adolf hitler: Wanna see my balls?
Joseph stalin: You don't have any you fucking retard!
Hey man I’m thinking bout goin an ridin through the woods today over a buncha big ass fuckin rocks, through some water, almost turn myself over, bust my head, get slapped by some fuckin trees you game?
Hey mayn Wanna hit some trails?
When ur hella excited for something so u say: Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.
Lezz goo Yaba daba si si, i dont wanna be be another fut a tee tee, cuz ayeee oh i.
"Girls Just Wanna Have Rum" is when Cyndi Lauper, is drunk on beer! This is my joke, on her "Girls Just Wanna Have FuNn!"
Cyndi Lauper, has recently retired. She celebrates, with her friends, and sings: "Girls Just Wanna Have Rum"! Happy retirement, Cyndi Lauper! Your singing, has been, truly a blast!
"wanna play some fall ball" is a term used to express wanting to jump up and down falling like a ball with another human being
"Bro wanna play some fall ball?" *jumps with aggression*
what underaged boys say when they see an attractive adult woman and they want her to groom them
“Man, she’s so hot I wanna be a victim”
Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.
P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.
P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!