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A terribly tasting (often home-brewed) alcoholic beverage. Used most commonly in the United Kingdom. Referring to the drinks similar taste to a foul pond where Gnat's often breed and can be found in high numbers.
"This pint of bitter tastes like Gnat's-Water"
An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.
When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).
Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.
After ejaculation the cloudy whiteness in your urine
" I beat my meat last night and saw some Chalk Water in the toilet."
When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.
Dude, your helicopter water got in my mouth!
Also known as semen, or sperm.
Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?
Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.
Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.
After consuming the majority of an iced coffee and the ice begins to melt, residual coffee that mixes with the melted ice becomes thot water.
"Hey do you have any coffee left?"
"Nah at this point its all just thot water."