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when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell
It's shark week period wear a tampon
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I couldn't shag her tonight, because it's arts and crafts week at panty school
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A term used by students in Ireland. Refers to a week where one goes to college every day for a week, staying in college for the duration of each day, but attends no lectures or other academic activities. Seen by less ambitious students as an achievement greater than that of completing a golden week.
Here lad, you're some waster, you haven't gone to any lectures, you're gonna fail the year.
Eh, i don't think you understand the importance of what im doing, its called a platinum week, dumbass.
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Same as "maybe some other time."
"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."
Guy: Would you like to join me for coffee some time?
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.
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Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.
Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.
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Your birthday week, where you make up rules and have to do them until your birthday, which is the last day of DJ-A-Palooza Week...
DJ-A-Palooza Week Rules "Must sing 90's boyband songs while in the shower" So you do that all week! Make up as many rules as the age you are turning: 20 rules if you are turning 20
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After coming out of a relationship. The time before you date anyone else
Damn i want to date cheryl but the 4 week rule
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