shark week period

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell

It's shark week period wear a tampon

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arts and crafts week

period

I couldn't shag her tonight, because it's arts and crafts week at panty school

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Platinum week

A term used by students in Ireland. Refers to a week where one goes to college every day for a week, staying in college for the duration of each day, but attends no lectures or other academic activities. Seen by less ambitious students as an achievement greater than that of completing a golden week.

Here lad, you're some waster, you haven't gone to any lectures, you're gonna fail the year.

Eh, i don't think you understand the importance of what im doing, its called a platinum week, dumbass.

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maybe next week

Same as "maybe some other time."

"Maybe some other time" is just a little dated. Young, hip women today say "maybe next week."

Guy: Would you like to join me for coffee some time?
Girl: Uh sure.... maybe next week.
Guy: Oh, I see.

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Best Week Ever

Worst Show Ever. I hate the guy with the gap in his front teeth.

Do you like D-list celebrities and small-time comics who couldn't even sell out the dive bar down the street? Do you like unfunny quips made by people so far under the radar that nobody cares what they think anyway? Do you need a one-stop resource for any and all news about Paris Hilton's week? "Best Week Ever" just might be for you, idiot.

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4 week rule

After coming out of a relationship. The time before you date anyone else

Damn i want to date cheryl but the 4 week rule

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One Week Nighter

When you smash a girl for one entire week every night,but then dump her the following week

Xavier: Would you have a one nighter with Tasha?
Adam: Nah, I'm finna have a one week nighter with her.

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