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Wilson

Wilson is the home of the juul. It’s full of all white kids who think that they’re the shit and believe that they are fucking rich. The parking lot is full of 2019 Jeep Wranglers. All the basic white bitches in this school are fucking annoying and are pretty ugly too. While kids fuck in the stairwell, you know when ur schools the shit when u have a hall way called the “rape hallway.”

Look at all those Wilson hoes who think they shit

by h♡e June 4, 2019


Wilson

An Asian who is very good at cooking yet failures to perceive the inevitability of human nature. A concept that has long been forgotten over the course of ages.

He's a Wilson
Man, that must suck.

by BabyYoda76 December 24, 2019


wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

by grandpatastesbad June 4, 2022


Wilson

Small town in Carter county known for dirty cops, crooked town management and the birthplace of chuck norris.

Chuck Norris is from Wilson Oklahoma.

by Mae Ellie September 7, 2020


Wilson

Verb: Sex Act

To receive a Wilson, or to be Wilsoned, means that a woman on her period removes a bloody tampon, squeezes it in her hand, and slaps her partner in the face, leaving a bloody handprint, similar to the one on the Wilson volleyball in the movie "Castaway."

"Dude, Mark told this chick that she's fat, and she dropped trou and pulled out her tampon! She said " I'm fat, but you're Wilson!" and smacked him right I'm the face! We all LOLOL!"

"So this guy warned me he was into weird shit, but when he asked for a Wilson, I was like WTF!"

"I have never been so grossed out as when Molly got drunk and Wilsoned two different guys at the party..."

by C Sneaking Bear December 1, 2017


Wilson

That scary, out of body experience when waking in the morning, still half asleep, to see the sheets around your crown jewels undulating up and down !!!

Yawwwwn !!! - Oh my ...... the sheets are undulating again - hope to fuck it's not another Wilson !!

by billybolge September 9, 2011


Wilson

Someone who's free in the hit children's party game Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Nick: Bro, Wilson's so free in smash
Kareem: Right? Always playing Cloud and shit

by oohyaa February 23, 2023