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This old saying indicating how a person walk after having too much to drink originated in New England. Wind mills used for grinding grain had four blades. Big sheets (similar to sails) where stretched across the blades (or woven between the slates). The wind mill would wobble when only three blades were loaded, hence the term "three sheets to the wind"
After consuming a bottle of rum, Bob was walking as if he had three sheets to the wind.
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sucking wind. its so simple
grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded
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When a bearded man, or a guy with a beard, rubs his beard in a circular motion on a girl's vagina.
Bill: "Dude, I totally did the bearded whirl wind on her last night!"
Ted: "That's fucking awesome"
Bill: "Yeah mayne, she went cahrayzee"
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REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"
sober up dude...
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What you become after a night of drugging.
You've become a wind-up doll from the ecstacy. Now, jump of a bus roof.
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A WIND RAT is a female/male that is always available and open to giving any man a blow job. A WIND RAT may not open their legs for every man but definitely will open their mouth. A WIND RATS jaw muscles will never tire. A WIND RAT never spits they always swallows.
"Did you go home with her last night? Yah she turned out to be a total WIND RAT"
"Her mouth is always open and ready to accept the cheese past their tonsils "
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When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.
Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."
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