Wine Dougd

When you have so many fermented grapes in liquid form that you can’t open your eyes and you sing the words to every song that comes on

Doug drank too much wine.

Arkells knocking at the door comes on.

Doug- “That's me, I'm knockin' at the door
I'm thirsty For more, for more, for more” -_-

Friends- “Damn he’s Wine Dougd”

thinks her piss is port wine

Egotistical and self righteous

The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine

wine embolism

A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!

She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!

wine stache

Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

Shablee wine

A common, topically, tabled red wine.
M.E.B

Shablee wine is used to compliment and dish or fish dinner.

Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.

“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”

Wine Vine

Grapes used to make wine

We just passed some wine vines near the road. There must be a winery near by.