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having tight pants and a small dick
Mark is smuggling gummy worms in his shorts
The sensual act of inserting a phallus in the mouth of a large fish, typically a captive fish in a residential setting.
Steve's in the bathroom getting a Louisiana Worm Gobbler. The resourcefulness of the apartment carp farmer knows no bounds.
Slang for semen - based on a combination of innocent words. Refers to the sperm content of semen as "Worms", whilst inaccurately describing the semen itself using the phrase "Pee Pee".
My Pee Pee Worms were in her mouth.
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Permanent flaccid penis secondary to to much alcohol and cocaine ingestion. A state on being past whiskey dick.
Brad thought he was going to score, but then realized the whole night he had been carrying an Everlasting gummy worm. He then preceded to console her and tell her that it might be small but at least it's skinny.
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The act of going to the market dressed in a skirt of meat when your penis slips through the cracks of the pork chops hanging from your stomach and a small maggot finds its way into your urethra and you fuck a small village girl in the ass while the maggot makes its way to her ovaries and then later a child in the shape of a seven foot African cock emerges into the world and stops world hunger.
I'm pretty sure our president is the result of a Chinese cock worm.
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A kinky sexual act that is hard to pull off but do not worry, there is a simple 5 step process that goes as follows:
-start making love to your significant other
-once you are both fully naked, the guy must spring back like an elegant eagle
-The guy must strike a confident pose
-Then once the guy is ready he must charge at his lover with all his might and penetrate the vagina
-repeat the first 4 steps until you are sexually satisfied
When my girlfriend was on her period her whole vagina was red, so I thought it would make sense to try The Alaskan Bull Worm on her, but unfortunately her period was actually a red pancake so... things got worse..........
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The Highlands of New Guinea's equivilant to a big mac.
(said in pidgeon english): "I was starving so I had a can of worms."
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