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A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
Wow, Trisha really pulled some McGiver shit with her Papa Smurf Vibrator. How does someone so dumb rewire electronic toys so well?
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What happens if a dead cow isn't hauled off to be processed into meat fast enough. They are usually green and smell like mold. Certain people can turn into Zombie Cows when murdered, if they are fat enough or are extremely dim-witted.
I clubbed the cow in the head and it fell like a rock, but no one came to cut it up so it turned into a Zombie Cow.
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Is a term used to describe someone who has consumed excess amounts of alcohol and smoked marijuana. This is because a person who has done this usually turns very pale and loses the ability to complete basic functions, such as holding a conversation or using their cellular devices. A person in zombie mode also will struggle to stay conscious and may pass out very early.
Example 1: On Halloween eve last year some of my friends drank plenty of alcohol and walked over to a seniors house, where they then smoked marijuana. After this they walked back through campus to their dorms, thus being zombies for halloween.
Example 2: Went to a party and saw a freshman I knew sitting on the couch all alone. I went over to initiate a conversation with the freshman only to discover that he could not hold a conversation or even keep his eyes open. He was in zombie mode.
Example 3: Person 1: Hey man, what happened to you last night?
Person 2: Yeah, I passed out at like nine o'clock.
Person 1: Really? Why?
Person 2: Dude, I was a total zombie last night.
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An unresponsive sex partner found in the bayous of Louisiana who makes unappealing loud moans constantly, not necessarily during sex.
I don't know if *it* was a man or woman, but it was a total swamp zombie.
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Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.
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Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.
"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.
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Sugar Zombies are hybrid human/zombies. (They are initially discovered in 10 Z.A., ten years after the start of the Zombie Apocalypse.)
Sugar Zombies survive on a sugar water solution.
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