hung like a heathen

When you have a extremely long penis.

I'm hung like a heathen and you are hung like a rat.

Botted likes

People who bot their likes on Twitter as a coping mechanism

How to tell if they botted likes? If you just wait for a day and check on the same post and realize it has so much likes very quick in one day, you know they definitely botted those likes. And check the user accounts in the post, and if the account is freshly new and empty and has a blue checkmark, you know the post is botted

I use botted likes for coping

Acting like a bird

Being autistic

Person : What is wrong with Mark? Why is he acting like a bird!

SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI

when somebody has such a bad, horrendous (usually extremely down bad take) and you wonder: dang, does this person ever go outside?

someone: i wish i had a goth gf who'd call me a good boy and crush my head in between her face
(btw the "goths" they usually talk about are actually tiktok "y2k" girls or 2020 e-girls living on for something lets leave 2020 in the dirt!!)
everyone: SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHI :33

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Like low

When a old man says "like low" it usually means that they want their pc volume to be lower than average or wanted you to search up the definition of "like low" after searching the definition of "low"

"What volume is low?"
"Like low....."

Dave-like

Small as fuck

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".