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National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.
person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!
national fingering video day August 3rd
pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”
When the male dunks his fingers in hot sauce and proceeds to finger blast the female for firery pleasure
Babe come give my fire crotch your fingers of fire.
When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.
(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!
The act of fingering a woman similar to “two in the pink, two in the stink”, but adding your thumb to penetrate her urethra.
“She was feeling extra needy, so I gave her the five finger caress”
“Dude, what the fuck?”
When he fingers you out of pitty
«I dont want no pitty fingers» ~Her
«Darling, please» ~Him
Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.
Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn