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Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.
Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!
when a black mans balls are the size of an egg, he has thug nuts
"Wow! That gangster really has thug nuts!"
"I wish my nuts were that big!"
A quick way to say “them-nuts”
Elizabeth: Hey! They’re walking away
Kay: COME BACK YOU NIM-NUTS!!!
Oi bruv did were you nutting in the rumpus last night with (insert Dick joke here)
The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.
Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it
Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice