Noun
A more extreme version of Fuck Buddy. Similar to Cum Dumpster. A Nut Puppet is someone you have sex with, but have no interest or regard for their needs.
"Was that your girl that was just here?"
"Hell nah! That was just a Nut Puppet."
When you taking a fat sip of water, and your homie kills you with a joke and snot shoots out yo nose
*Andrew tells a joke to Cameron while he takes a drink of water, and snot comes out his nose
Brett: YO, Cameron just nose nutted!!!
Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.
My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.
Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.
Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.
A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.
Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!