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When a person pays for a midget to give them a swirly in a public toilet full of shit and before they take a breath the midget hops on the top of the toilet tank and shits on their head. Then they pull their head out and go that's one crazy town.
Midget: Indistinguishable midget mill speak (sounding like kid rock bowittaba mixed with Teletubbies) Customer: That's one crazy town you got here. Midget:Fuck you
Customer:Thanx
It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff
Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date
One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.
Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.
To go out with every intention of getting absolutely off your trolley to the point of incoherent words being bubble blown in the ears of strangers, hanging around the necks of those within your party like a human lasoo, very likely ingesting illegal substances, coming home with make up down your face (whether yours or not) and continueing in a blur of sex, music and laughter until the sun comes up.
"I take it you're up to this on Saturday, yeah? We're out on a big one Saturday night, proper out out"
The type of person who will say 1 after every single kill, fakeduck, and hold oneways. When someone asks him a question, he retorts with something like "shut up nn I bet you don't even know what an LBY breaker is!"
No one asked you One-Waying Shit Talker
A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"