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The act of sticking ones penis into an icecream cone and having a partner eat it off
"Charlie gives one hell of a penis cone" said Tonia
When you have consent to touch a penis.
Tracy's mans said she could touch her penis. Therefore it is a consensual penis.
the largest known living thing to ever exist. the only comparable thing today would have to be the sperm whale.
harrys penis could block out the sun
Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."
"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
A man that is so horny, all human qualities dissappear and he becomes exceptionally desperate until 'fulfilled'.
How was talking to Tom last night?
He was so annoying, all he talked about was trying to get my nudes.
Damn, he sounds like a Penis Zombie.
Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"
Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon
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